Don't watch Friday the 13th and all four Halloween's before going to the mountains to spend the night by yourself. I went to Pumpkin Lane on Saturday for the night without the family. I went to help my Dad work on the slideshow for Hap and Courtney's wedding. We ate dinner and watched the Carolina/Tennessee game. GO TENNESSEE!!!!! After which I decided to drive back to Pumpkin lane instead of crashing at the folks. It was 10 o'clock at night and I saw about 15 deer that ran in front of the car while driving down my parents driveway. For those of you who don't know my parents live on the top of a mountain on 27 acres so it was dark as hell. 15 minutes later I pulled up to Pumpkin Lane. Damn it's dark. I think I remember yelling, "If you're in the bushes peeper, I have my mace!" No response, I must be safe. After getting inside I immediately cut on the TV. I need noise. When it was time to get in bed I made Neal talk to me on the phone while I gathered the shotgun and mace and crawled into bed. Okay now try and sleep...stop thinking about a hockey mask and a butcher knife...it's just a movie.
I awoke the next morning without having been murdered and all was well. I slept in since this is the first time in a year and a half that I woke up to a quiet house. Ahhh........... The leaves are beautiful right now and were at the peak for color.
I awoke the next morning without having been murdered and all was well. I slept in since this is the first time in a year and a half that I woke up to a quiet house. Ahhh........... The leaves are beautiful right now and were at the peak for color.
My parent's barn and potting shed
3 comments:
Next time you can borrow my ninja cat. She's an ace when thrown right at someone's face.
I may just do that...my cat is really worthless in that department.
I can't believe you didn't shoot something. Like the cross dressing window peeping neighbor
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