I still got it...

Okay so I know I was supposed to post yesterday but beleive it or not I felt worse yesterday than I did on Sunday. Now that's a hangover to be proud of.
It was really a great time. We had dinner at the house Saturday night and then had a lingerie shower.

We played a really fun game where Courtney had to answer questions that Hap had already answered earlier in the week. I learned way more about my brother's sex life than I ever wanted to know. Much of the game I had my fingers in my ear shouting, "Ewww...gross!!!" She did get some great lingerie and some really funny gag gifts, including a book about sex that none of the girls could put down. It's like a train wreck, you couldn't help but look. After lots of presents and dressing Courtney for the evening, the LIMO arrived to take us out. It was the sweetest limo I have ever seen, 18 person stretch Hummer limo. Now Amanda before you judge me I have to say if you could have ridden in this thing you might walk away with a different point of view. It had leopard print seats and a mirrored ceiling with purple lights. Champagne glasses and a built in cooler which we filled to the top with jello shots that were strong enough to take paint off the wall. John was our limo driver and a gift from God. He was about 350 pounds of pure sweetness and watched over us the whole evening. Somebody had to do it... He had a red carpet that the laid out everytime we got in or out of the limo...I lost count how many times I yelled, "What's up I'm famous!!!" out the window. We had Justin Timberlake, "Sexyback" blaring to take us to our first stop which Courtney thought was Broadway at the Beach but we had another plan up our sleeves. Did somebody say dragshow???!!!! That's right we rolled up to the Rainbow Room in the limo down the red capret and inside. The girls had let the club know we were coming so let's get this party started. This was not a big place so when we rolled up it was hard not to notice 18 pretty white girls pile into a gay bar. Everyone there was great and the drag show started at 10 so we bought shots all around and ten it sstarted. The MC, "Monique" was about 7 feet tall and really made our group part of the show. The first queen to come out "The Asian Persuasion" who had a metallic cape that got out of hand. We all had $1's in hand. When I tried to stand up to tip her she didn't even see me and whipped the cape forcing me to duck in order not to get a mouthful of cape. One of the girls got thrown on the pool table as part of her attempt to tip while the Queen threw apart her legs. Wow...I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my entire life. After about 6 drag queens they all posed with us for group pictures (now I would normally insert a picture of that here but unfortunately I didn't take my camera in the limo in fear of getting really drunk and leaving it at a bar) but the other girls are e-mailing me those pictures this week so I will post as soon as I get them. You really need pictures to get the full scope of this evening. I digress...so back in the limo and on to Broadway at the Beach. Jello shots and dancing on the drive and we're there. Red carpet please...thank you. First club, Mango's. Now this is the only name of any of the bars we went to that I remember...it's all a blur from Mango's on. Dancing, dancing and more dancing...until I got dry humped by a Latino. That's it next bar, executive decision. More dancing, I remember something about us on stage and a fog machine, it's getting fuzzier...Next thing I know it's 2 am and we are all outside the club with our shoes off looking like hell from sweating for the past 3 hours. Show of hands who's ready to get our drunk ass back in the limo and hit McD's drive thru. Sweet. I didn't think a limo that size could fit but John worked his magic and I was eating a quarter pounder in no time, all the while yelling,, "What's up I'm famous!!!" out the window. 3 am back at the beach house...sleep.
I still got it, all while bringing Sexyback.

The morning after...